{"id":452,"date":"2018-03-30T14:50:07","date_gmt":"2018-03-30T14:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=452"},"modified":"2018-03-30T14:50:07","modified_gmt":"2018-03-30T14:50:07","slug":"abcd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":"ABCD"},"content":{"rendered":"

A<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A<\/strong>bb\u00e9s, ab\u00e9c\u00e9daires<\/p>\n

Abaiss\u00e9s les abysses<\/p>\n

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L\u2019a<\/strong>bat-jour abandonne<\/p>\n

L\u2019assourdissant aboiement<\/p>\n

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Aberrations ab\u00eem\u00e9es<\/p>\n

Par d\u2019abjects objets abdominaux<\/p>\n

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L\u2019a<\/strong>bandon a mal \u00e0 l\u2019abdomen<\/p>\n

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L\u2019a<\/strong>b\u00eatissement va bient\u00f4t aboutir<\/p>\n

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Pierre a embouti son a<\/strong>utomobile<\/p>\n

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L\u2019a<\/strong>bruti a but\u00e9 sur ses adducteurs.<\/p>\n

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A<\/strong>bruptement abreuv\u00e9e<\/p>\n

L\u2019abeille a bav\u00e9 tout son miel<\/p>\n

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A<\/strong>ccablements absurdes, s\u2019abstenir<\/p>\n

J\u2019ai a<\/strong>ccouch\u00e9 d\u2019un accoudoir<\/p>\n

Qui ne fait qu\u2019accroire<\/p>\n

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A<\/strong> des kilom\u00e8tres de l\u00e0<\/p>\n

D\u2019acari\u00e2tres acariens<\/p>\n

Equarrissaient un acad\u00e9micien…<\/p>\n

Tandis que fol\u00e2traient<\/p>\n

Les abstentionnistes<\/p>\n

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Cependant, personne n\u2019est \u00e0 l\u2019abri<\/p>\n

D\u2019un a<\/strong>breuvoir d\u2019abr\u00e9viation<\/p>\n

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L\u2019a<\/strong>bsurde abrutissement<\/p>\n

N\u2019est pas d\u00fb qu\u2019\u00e0 des acc\u00e8s d\u2019absinthe…<\/p>\n

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Que les a<\/strong>bb\u00e9s de l\u2019absurde<\/p>\n

Soient tout de m\u00eame absous<\/p>\n

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Pendant ce temps-l\u00e0<\/p>\n

On put noter une a<\/strong>ccalmie<\/p>\n

Les accapareurs \u00e9taient occup\u00e9s ailleurs<\/p>\n

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B<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Les babines bariol\u00e9es<\/p>\n

Un babouin apprenait<\/p>\n

Bouche b\u00e9e<\/p>\n

Le b.a.-ba du babillage<\/p>\n

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B<\/strong>abette elle<\/p>\n

Buvait du borax<\/p>\n

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C<\/strong><\/p>\n

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C<\/strong>asparine coccoriquait un hoquet cocot\u00e9sien<\/p>\n

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Le matin m\u00eame<\/p>\n

Elle \u00e9tait all\u00e9e se confesser<\/p>\n

Aupr\u00e8s du cur\u00e9 C<\/strong>upident<\/p>\n

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C<\/strong>erf voil\u00e0 l\u2019animal<\/p>\n

De bois et de chaire.<\/p>\n

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D<\/strong><\/p>\n

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D<\/strong>ix disciples d\u00e9ambulaient<\/p>\n

Le d\u00e9 circulaire du monast\u00e8re violet<\/p>\n

D<\/strong>ada, lui, dodu, dardait son dard dur<\/p>\n

Ah la belle ordure !<\/p>\n

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D<\/strong>oryphore se dorait<\/p>\n

Sur la dorure de ses paupi\u00e8res vermeille<\/p>\n

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E<\/strong><\/p>\n

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E<\/strong>carlates<\/p>\n

Les joues de Martine l\u2019\u00e9taient<\/p>\n

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E<\/strong>lle avait \u00e9cart\u00e9 ses cuisses<\/p>\n

Pour laisser la place au nouveau tunnel routier<\/p>\n

Qui devait lui traverser le fessier<\/p>\n

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Pourvu qu\u2019on vote pour la taxe poids lourds<\/p>\n

Se dit-elle int\u00e9rieurement<\/p>\n

Cela r\u00e9duira peut-\u00eatre le trafic<\/p>\n

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F<\/strong><\/p>\n

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F<\/strong>\u00e9lix effilochait son chapelet<\/p>\n

F\u00e9licie fol\u00e2trait sur la paille<\/p>\n

O\u00f9 l\u2019avait jet\u00e9 un huissier<\/p>\n

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G<\/strong><\/p>\n

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G<\/strong>ogos :<\/p>\n

On est tous les gogos de la gangr\u00e8ne de notre soci\u00e9t\u00e9<\/p>\n

G<\/strong>ogos:<\/p>\n

On est tous les gogos de notre gargarisme verbeux<\/p>\n

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G<\/strong>ugusse, fils de grec<\/p>\n

Etait un gaga g\u00e9n\u00e9reux<\/p>\n

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H<\/strong><\/p>\n

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La h<\/strong>ache de la consonne<\/p>\n

S\u2019abattit sur mon ami Hannibal<\/p>\n

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I<\/strong><\/p>\n

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J<\/strong><\/p>\n

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K<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kayak, courge et cognac<\/p>\n

Kodak, purge et licenciements<\/p>\n

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L<\/strong><\/p>\n

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L<\/strong>\u2019hirondelle ne fait pas le printemps<\/p>\n

Mais de la dentelle au miel d\u2019antan<\/p>\n

D\u2019autant que le crochet \u00e9tait violent<\/p>\n

Uppercut dans le c\u0153ur, dans les dents<\/p>\n

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M<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M<\/strong>arins marin\u00e9s<\/p>\n

A l\u2019eau min\u00e9rale<\/p>\n

Ils \u00e9cumaient la morue<\/p>\n

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N<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Neanderthal ou Simmenthal<\/p>\n

Soit des fromages bien connus<\/p>\n

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O<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q<\/strong><\/p>\n

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R<\/strong><\/p>\n

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S<\/strong><\/p>\n

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T<\/strong><\/p>\n

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U<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V<\/strong><\/p>\n

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La v<\/strong>aricelle s\u2019attrape<\/p>\n

Si on fait trop de v\u00e9locip\u00e8de.<\/p>\n

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W<\/strong><\/p>\n

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X<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Y<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Un y<\/strong>ack dormait<\/p>\n

Dans la yourte.<\/p>\n

Yakari, lui, jouait<\/p>\n

Avec sa petite s\u0153ur Yankee<\/p>\n

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Z<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Z<\/strong>o\u00e9 zigzaguait de Zanzibar \u00e0 Gibraltar<\/p>\n

En mangeant du zazi zaune<\/p>\n

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Z<\/strong>izi z\u00e9zayait son sperme z\u00e8bre<\/p>\n

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Ze<\/strong>bulon zigmatisait<\/p>\n

Son zob zeurg<\/p>\n

Tandis que Z\u00e9riphale<\/p>\n

Z\u2019aimait le zizi de Zozo<\/p>\n

Ce sacr\u00e9 zeset<\/p>\n

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Copyright Jean-Luc Carrel 2018<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A   Abb\u00e9s, ab\u00e9c\u00e9daires Abaiss\u00e9s les abysses   L\u2019abat-jour abandonne L\u2019assourdissant aboiement   Aberrations ab\u00eem\u00e9es Par d\u2019abjects objets abdominaux   L\u2019abandon a mal \u00e0 l\u2019abdomen   L\u2019ab\u00eatissement va bient\u00f4t aboutir   Pierre a embouti son automobile   L\u2019abruti a but\u00e9 sur ses adducteurs.   Abruptement abreuv\u00e9e L\u2019abeille a bav\u00e9 tout son miel   Accablements absurdes, … Continuer la lecture de ABCD<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":453,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}