{"id":445,"date":"2016-11-21T02:32:47","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T02:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=445"},"modified":"2016-11-21T02:32:47","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T02:32:47","slug":"la-folie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=445","title":{"rendered":"La folie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai eu un fou rire<\/p>\n<p>Quand avons-nous fourrag\u00e9 mamie\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Je marche derri\u00e8re ma folie<\/p>\n<p>Qui se retourne et me tire la langue<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je ne me souviens de rien<\/p>\n<p>Que fais-je dans cet h\u00f4pital\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Psy \u00e0 ce que l\u2019on m\u2019en a dit<\/p>\n<p>Para\u00eet que je suis fou\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mais, moi, je me trouve tout \u00e0 fait normal<\/p>\n<p>Peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame trop<\/p>\n<p>Le m\u00e9decin me regarde de travers<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Vous me dit-il, vous avez un trouble s\u00e9v\u00e8re<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je vais me plaindre chez l\u2019infirmi\u00e8re<\/p>\n<p>Mais elle ne m\u2019entend pas<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9j\u00e0 elle a sorti sa seringue<\/p>\n<p>Et aid\u00e9e d\u2019un coll\u00e8gue<\/p>\n<p>Elle m\u2019a piqu\u00e9 la fesse<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Le plafond, je le vois danser<\/p>\n<p>Ma t\u00eate est lourde comme une enclume<\/p>\n<p>Que m\u2019ont-ils inject\u00e9 dans le corps\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re ne pas savoir<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je ne suis pas fou que je hurle<\/p>\n<p>Mais je suis enferm\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Personne ne vient<\/p>\n<p>Cependant, je suis s\u00fbr qu\u2019ils m\u2019entendent<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je fais les cent pas<\/p>\n<p>Je compte les moutons le soir avant de m\u2019endormir<\/p>\n<p>Je suis seul, priv\u00e9 de visite<\/p>\n<p>Car je n\u2019ai pas suivi les r\u00e8gles de l\u2019h\u00f4pital<\/p>\n<p>Pour finir, je vais vraiment devenir fou.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Copyright Jean-Luc Carrel \u2013novembre 2016<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai eu un fou rire Quand avons-nous fourrag\u00e9 mamie\u00a0? Je marche derri\u00e8re ma folie Qui se retourne et me tire la langue &nbsp; Je ne me souviens de rien Que fais-je dans cet h\u00f4pital\u00a0? Psy \u00e0 ce que l\u2019on m\u2019en a dit Para\u00eet que je suis fou\u00a0! &nbsp; Mais, moi, je me trouve tout \u00e0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=445\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">La folie<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":446,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions\/446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}