{"id":421,"date":"2016-01-03T16:58:18","date_gmt":"2016-01-03T16:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=421"},"modified":"2016-01-03T18:45:27","modified_gmt":"2016-01-03T18:45:27","slug":"421","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=421","title":{"rendered":"Tomb\u00e9 du net 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">J\u2019ai mang\u00e9 une pomme<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Qui se nomme Apple<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Elle m\u2019est rest\u00e9e<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Au milieu de la gorge<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Je ne pouvais\u00a0 plus rien<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Avaler d\u2019autres<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">C\u2019est le moins que l\u2019on puisse dire<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alors j\u2019ai ouvert les windows<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Et cela a \u00e9t\u00e9 encore plus pire<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Le d\u00e9part de tous mes d\u00e9lires<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Des lires, j\u2019en avais plus<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Car on \u00e9tait pass\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019euro malheureux)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Depuis, des A syriens et de gros B tas tib\u00e9tains<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Viennent sonner \u00e0 mes potes<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Et pourtant je ne vote pas pour l\u2019 U .D. C<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Et j\u2019aime bien les Es strangers<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Un probl\u00e8me aussi c\u2019est ma tablette<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Toujours \u00e0 table, mais elle ne cuisine jamais<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bon m\u00eame si la solitude parfois me p\u00e8se 69 kilos<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Je suis content d\u2019\u00eatre le chef-lieu chez moi, enfin presque<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Car vous ne connaissez pas mon double<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Qui me triple au quadruple galop<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">De la cave au grenier<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">De mon appartement manchot<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Les temps sont chauds<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">J\u2019entends souvent les bars beugler<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Depuis la fronti\u00e8re hontoise<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sans compter les bruits de couloirs de Lesbos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Copyright Jean-Luc Carrel<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Novembre 2015 et janvier 2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai mang\u00e9 une pomme Qui se nomme Apple Elle m\u2019est rest\u00e9e Au milieu de la gorge Je ne pouvais\u00a0 plus rien Avaler d\u2019autres C\u2019est le moins que l\u2019on puisse dire Alors j\u2019ai ouvert les windows Et cela a \u00e9t\u00e9 encore plus pire Le d\u00e9part de tous mes d\u00e9lires (Des lires, j\u2019en avais plus Car on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/?p=421\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tomb\u00e9 du net 6<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=421"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":423,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions\/423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infopoetique.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}